At one point last week I had occasion to look up Tsunami on Wikipedia. (Note to law students--It's often a good place for a first look, but it's not an authoritative source. Don't cite it in anything professional.) I was reading along, particularly interested in the one that hit Japan this year--for a 23-inch wave.
Then I got to the part about "Warnings and prevention." At the top of the section is a warning sign from Santa Barbara, California. It has a little picture. You have to see it for yourself, but I just think it's funny. It sort of says, "If there's a tsunami, you should get to higher ground, or maybe go surfing, 'cause there'll be some killer waves, dude. Oh, and look out for sharks, 'cause they're a problem during tsunamis. And they don't like surfers. I'm just sayin'."
I don't know about you, [other anonymous reader], but i think he may be about to snap.
Wait 'till you see the sign. That's all I'm sayin'.